{"slip": { "id": 100, "advice": "Everybody makes mistakes."}}
{"slip": { "id": 44, "advice": "If you are feeling down, try holding a pencil between your top lip and your nose for five minutes."}}
{"fact":"The most traveled cat is Hamlet, who escaped from his carrier while on a flight. He hid for seven weeks behind a panel on the airplane. By the time he was discovered, he had traveled nearly 373,000 miles (600,000 km).","length":217}
{"fact":"A cat\u2019s hearing is better than a dog\u2019s. And a cat can hear high-frequency sounds up to two octaves higher than a human.","length":119}
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{"slip": { "id": 52, "advice": "Don't promise what you can't deliver."}}
{"fact":"Cats' hearing stops at 65 khz (kilohertz); humans' hearing stops at 20 khz.","length":75}
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